There are only a few simple truths in life and they should remain that way. Here are my top 5 simple truths, in no particular order:
- Hot girls can be used to sell almost anything. Wait. That’s not quite right. Let me rephrase that. Hot girls can be used to sell everything.
- Cupcakes are vital to maintain one’s sanity. Take one every morning.
- A monkey dressed in silk is still a monkey.
- When in doubt, take left.
- Everyone, at some point, has tried to live without a heart*. It NEVER works.