Top 5 Simple Truths

photo (c) http://www.sxc.hu/profile/bluegum

There are only a few simple truths in life and they should remain that way. Here are my top 5 simple truths, in no particular order:

  1. Hot girls can be used to sell almost anything. Wait. That’s not quite right. Let me rephrase that. Hot girls can be used to sell everything.
  2. Cupcakes are vital to maintain one’s sanity. Take one every morning.
  3. A monkey dressed in silk is still a monkey.
  4. When in doubt, take left.
  5. Everyone, at some point, has tried to live without a heart*. It NEVER works.

*Thanks Glen Phillips for this line in Train Wreck.

Advertisements

Leave a comment

Filed under Conversations/Arguments, Let's Learn!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s