How Much To Make A Monkey Dance?

Today I was told that Company X that I used to work for is looking for a Group PR Director to be based in KL for RM20k a month.

Oh man.

Dancing Monkey

Good luck to the monkey who’d dance to this tune. Dance little guy, dance.

Postscript: definitions that would come in handy, in random order.

  • TEAMWORK: The possibility of putting the blame on others.
  • BRAIN: that body organ which starts working the moment you awake and does not stop until you get into the office.
  • CLEAR CONSCIENCE: poor memory.
  • COMMITTEE: 1 a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours 2 the unwilling, selected from the unfit, to do the unnecessary 3 individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together 4 12 individuals doing the work of one 5 a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
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